MUST CHECK:🆕▶️Osm xi

[JAY ZO]

MarkusRW5
Yo guys! We’re back with more info!
Specialone knew that he would need someone to help him recruit his special team which he named “osm xi”. The first place he decided to go was germany. In his first week there, he decided to look around and get ised to the german atmosphere. He’d already been learning a few languages for some time, and fortunately, one was german. He didn’t know it properly, but it would do. There were some good games that week, namely bayern munich v borussia dortmund. He went to watch the match, and after that he walked it back to his hotel which was 10 minutes walk away. As he was walking, he passed a local field where he saw a group pf teenagers playing football. He noticed one was standing at the side watching and writing in his notebook.
This was MarkusRW5. His real name is not known, and from the research done, it is not known whether he had a favourable team or player. MarkusRW5 was obviously from Germany. When he was young, he played as a CDM or in defense. He wasn’t good technically, but he had excellent vision and he could tackle really well. But just like specialone, he enjoyed writing in his notebook and thinking of tactics more. Over the next few days, specialone would come every day, and MarkusRW5 would be standing on the side watching. Eventually, one day specialone decided to go and meet MarkusRW5 after the match had finished and everyone except him had fone home, because he was busy doing stuff on his notebook on the bench next to the field. Fortunately, both of them could speak English really well so that made life easier. Specialone and MarkusRW5 became really good freinds. No one is sure, but from research that is done, specialone was 21 when he met MarkusRW5 who was 19 back then.
The role MarkusRW5 played in the team was that he was the guy who helped specialone a lot. It is reported that before disappearing, specialone said “ i would be nowhere near where i am right now if it wasn’t for the help of MarkusRW5.”
MarkusRW5 helped players with a lot of things like diet, physical condition, and other things. He also organised everything, so that no one knew where the team was staying when there was an away game (which it always was). He was the reason the players managed to keep a lot of things that they didn’t want the whole world to know a secret.
That was all for today! Make sure u upvote this of you want the story to carry on!

[JAY ZO]

More coming, still thinking full story up

[BrandZone_NL]

@jurgen-klopp_37243 Keep up the good work, i like your story

[BrandZone_NL]

@jurgen-klopp_37243 When is the next part coming?

[JAY ZO]

@BrandZone_NL
Hi. Thanks for keeping an eye on this topic. I’ve not been inactive on the game, just on the forums.
I see you’ve changed your name to brandzone. I’ve changed my name to JAY ZO now. I’m hoping to carry on the story soon!

[BrandZone_NL]

@JAY-ZO I'm looking forward to it

[SpecialOne]

@JAY-ZO said in MUST CHECK:️Osm xi:

... (Note: it must be noted that i am joking about all of this. And all of this is imaginary)
... It is not agreed what country specialone was from. Some say he was from greece, some say italy, but most people agree he was from greece Portugal. Since a young age, he loved football. His favourite club was FC Porto and it is said that his favourite player was Fernando Gomes. He played as a centre back and sometimes as goalie (now that I'm old and can no longer run) , ...

Seems that your imagination is well connected

Found this today, nice reading (just added/corrected it with some real info )

[JAY ZO]

@SpecialOne
Thanks, i will fix that

[JAY ZO]

@SpecialOne
But i cannot edit the post again, so i cant fix it

[SpecialOne]

@JAY-ZO No need, after all it should be fictional, right?

[JAY ZO]

@SpecialOne
Yes. I’m gonna carry on the story soon. A cough individual with the same name as you () cough plays a big part in it. He is the manager after all (and that i his nickname).

[JAY ZO]

Yo OSMers!
All good?
I’ve got bags full of news today. I’ve been given permission to tell you where this research (regarding osm xi) is conducted.
I work is the osm xi research department. I’m the guy who collets the full data that has been researched, and when it is long enough to be turned into an article, i turn it into an easy, readable article. Well, to be honest, i work in the osm xi research department of the soccer/football research department of the sports research department of the supa-top-secret-un-detectable-un-destroyable research centre. Yep, that’s actually how its spelt.
In case you’re wondering what this is, i’ll give you the information I’m allowed to give you.
There isn’t an age restriction, unless you’re under 13.
There are all sorts of research departments here, where different research is done. I’ve told you which department i’m from, so i cant tell you too much about what other departments do research about. Hopefully, one day, i’ll get promoted, then i can tell you about this in more detail. (I dont want to get promoted to get more money. I get paid enough. More than enough. I mean, i can buy everything for basic needs, then tax, bills blah blah blah. Yeah i can pay them all. Then with the leftover money, I’m trying to buy enough video game consoles to beat the world record of the most video game consoles attached to a tv. In case you ask, its 444. I think it is, it may be 144, but i’m sure its 444. Anyway, so far I’ve only brought 7 consoles, so i guess I’ve got a long way to go. Actually, i want to get promoted because then i would be able to oversee more of this centre, which is soooo interesting)
Anyway, here is the kind of research other departments do:
: we are doing research for Man City, regarding whether Ederson was drugged in such a way that he could not save any rebound shots no matter how hard he tried. This might be why he couldn’t save Brahim Diaz’s shot.
: we are doing research for Marvel studios regarding the fact that they may have made the hulk wrong from the very start. Maybe Bruce Banner should have turned yellow or purple when he turned into the hulk, not green.
: we are doing research for a takeaway, regarding which of their burgers get sold the most. Don’t make fun of this, the restaurant is very good, so good that they don’t have enough time to do the maths, so they told us to do it. (In case you ask, crispy spicy chicken burger with extra cheese, and crispy spicy chicken burger with fries are top contenders).
The supa-top-secret-un-detectable-un-destroyable research centre isn’t just a research centre. You see, its too secret, so no one knows, but we have our own animation studios. And our own army. (We have troops from every existing country in the world. We don’t fight against each other.) We also have our own football team, called The supa-top-secret-un-detectable-un-destroyable research centre association football club. Known as TSTSUDUDRSAFC for short. Though we aren’t playing any matches right now, because all our players have this illness where they can only run for 10 seconds. Or else they collapse. We are doing research about why they collapse. The researchers of that department have called this MNJJjJJ (no idea why, i dont work in that department). There are a buncha teenagers known as the “cool group”. As far as i know, they test/ conduct research on junk food for junk food making companies. And they test/ conduct research on hyper/sports cars for car manufacturers. And they test/ conduct research on video games consoles for video games consoles makers. I think the cool group have no place here, with their cool fade haircuts and tracksuits, but hey, who knows, they might get paid more than me.
Anyway, whoa whoa whoa whoa whooooaaah. I got way too carried away there. If i dont carry on with this story after a while, know that i’ve been fired for spilling all of this.

Anyway, regarding today’s article. First, let me tell you all the updates:
I’ve been informed by some fellow guys who are doing research into this that the captain of the osm xi was DE XRIST.
Specialone was from PORTUGAL, not greece.
jurgen klopp_37243 was more often known as JAY ZO
L-R-van kessel_NL was more commonly known as Brandzone_NL.
Some guys who work in the osm xi research department of the soccer/football research department of the sports research department of the supa-top-secret-un-detectable-un-destroyable research centre have done some research and found out that MarkusRW5 might not be from Germany, it is possible he is from Oman, or his heritage might be from Oman.

These are the updates, and today we’ll talk about DE XRIST.
DE XRIST is a weird nickname, but we haven’t been able to find out why, he chose this name. He lived in Greece, as far as we know. In a small cheerful town. He played in the town’s futsal league, with a team that, him and a few friends had created together. He was known throughout the town for being an excellent defender, and saving his team on many occasions. His favourite team or player are not known. He was also getting along with life. He was a successful student in school, and now studied in university. He was close to finding his own business, which was a chain of takeaways, starting from 1 in. His own town. He was 22 at this time. Specialone travelled to Greece at around this time. He stayed here for some time, hoping to find the first member to add to his osm xi. It was his first trip to find a player, and he knew the chances were slim. After a few days, he found out about DE XRIST. He went to visit him, and at first, DE XRIST thought he might be a scout for a club. After explaining that he wasn’t a scout, Specialone agreed a some time to tell DE XRIST about his purpose for contacting him. DE XRIST gave Specialone half an hour to explain everything the next day, as he took his daily afternoon walk in the park. Specialone explained the full plan to him in this time. DE XRIST seemed interested by this plan, so he told Specialone that he’d be happy to join the team. However, for now, he would stay in his hometown. When Specialone completed the team, then DE XRIST would meet up with him again. Both of them agreed on this.
The role of DE XRIST was that he was the captain of osm xi. He wasn’t a bossy guy, but he was good at keeping the team organised, and making sure that everyone’s mood was good, and that no one was mentally distracted, especially during a match. He was a solid defender, having stopped forwards midfielders and even defenders in crucial moments. Sergio Aguero, Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo are just 3 of the hundreds who failed to get past him.

So that was todays story, hope you enjoyed it. If i take a long time to post the next part, it probably means that i’m banned. Please keep this in mind.
Thanks for reading, stay tuned for the upcoming part!

[SpecialOne]

Tough reading, but managed to read it all... I believe you didn't revisioned it right? Even you got dizzy with all the stuff from OSM secret departments

[JAY ZO]

@SpecialOne
Haha, yes. It was dizzying. I edited the post once, and ran out of edits. So there are a few spelling mistakes and stuff

[Ruben Amorim FC]

@JAY-ZO Bro, how do you think and write all these my eyes literally started burning while reading all these
Next time can you try to leave some space in between, I mean like paragraph, it would be better and easier to read I think, keep up the good work mate....

[DE XRIST]

Nice job mate...good writing....you made my day....thanks

[JAY ZO]

@DE-XRIST thanks

[JAY ZO]

@Ruben-Amorim-FC
Hello. You should turn dark mode and night shift on, and turn brightness down. But yes, thanks for telling me, next time, i’ll leave some space.
I write from time to time, and when it is complete i post it (i turn it into a readable article when there is enough info ..)
PS @DE-XRIST @Ruben-Amorim-FC, thanks for the comments!)

[Ruben Amorim FC]

@JAY-ZO Thanks for the suggestion about turning Dark mode on, will consider it

[Ruben Amorim FC]

Hi, JAY ZO is banned due to mentioning too much stuff in his previous post, so after searching for somone, he managed to send me this to post here ( He told me to say so)

Hi, must be wondering why am posting this but our friend @JAY-ZO is banned from the forum as per his sayings, he told me to post this here instead of him as he is "supposedly" banned.
So here is his text:
Hello. Hope this post finds its way to the correct topic. I am banned so i cannot post it there(), many thanks to whoever will post this post there.

Ok, so the story where we left off:
Specialone had recruited the first member of “osm xi”.

Having notified MarkusRW5 about this, Specialone returned to portugal. After some months, and a few unsuccessful trips to France and Italy, he took a break for some time. After discussing with MarkusRW5, he decided to go to the Netherlands next. From what i know, he went there in winter (I don’t know what month).
Of course, he went to Amsterdam first. After a few days of going around, he noticed something interesting. There was a small frozen river, where people were skating, talking, etc.

There was one guy on the side, who was standing on one leg (remember that he was wearing skating boots), and juggling a ball on the other foot. He did some other amazing freestyle football skills, he even managed to jump whilst juggling the ball. Specialone didn’t know if this was a regular occurrence, but slowly, people started to gather around this guy. Fascinated, he waited until this guy finished his small show and went off the river. Luckily, this guy knew English. After greeting him and introducing himself, Specialone told him he was really impressed with his skills, and asked him how old he was and where he had learnt this form. The guy replied that hears old, and used to play in the academy of AFC ajax.

After a leg injury, he’d gone into freestyle football and played futsal, and he hadn’t really played football since. Specialone explained how he was trying to start a team, and asked the guy if he would like to join. The guy must have been wanting to play for a team again, because he took the opportunity immediately. Specialone got his contact details, and thanked him, before returning to his hotel. He would leave in 2 and a half weeks, and he wanted to find more players in that time.

I haven’t introduced this guy yet. This guy waaas(clock ticking tone)…….Davemx1984!!!!!!!! Yes, this was Davemx1984, who scored numerous goals for osm xi. No goalkeeper has ever managed to save a single one of his shots (apart from JAY ZO, when they used to train together). He has approximately 22, 570 goals for osm xi. Of those, approximately 2,000 are penalties (he used to get fouled a lot, because there was pretty much no way to stop him). 3,000 are free kicks, 5,000 from outside the box (in his own half), 2,000 from his own half, 1,000 from corners, 7,000 from inside the box, and the other 22,000 are accidental goals (crosses, passes, etc). Half of his goals are from left foot, one quarter with right foot, and the last quarter with his head, back, chest, knees, and shins. He has scored volleys, one on ones long shots, and A LOT of other goals.

Once, when Specialone was asked about the personality of Davemx1984, this is what he said: “This guy is….just unbelievable you know. He’s very hard working, and a chill guy. Never really seen him angry or anything. He’s a really good friend of JAY ZO, those two always give each other tips, and they’re always just competing with each other. JAY ZO has saved 50% of his shots in training, whilst he’s scored 50% against him. One thing that really stands out is that he’s always willing to help and support. Always smiling, and without him the squad loses a lot of confidence. Top class guy, Davemx1984”.

No one managed to stop him (excluding his teammates in training). He played in goal just once, making 7 saves and keeping a clean sheet. He was a versatile player, but mostly played in strike.

Here is a piece of commentary from a match.
Imagine you are watching this on TV. Osm xi are playing a charity match against word all stars. Osm xi need to score to the left, and Davemx1984 is playing on the right wing in this game (which means you see him on the top left corner of your TV mostly). You can hear the sound of the fans, very loud. Osm xi haven’t tried very hard in this match on purpose. The game is in the last thirty seconds of stoppage time.

Commentary:
“……..and here’s Majstor Matt, there’s 30 seconds left, 2-2 it is, can either side produce a winner… its gone back to DE XRIST…..JAY ZO…..wooperNL…..and quick switch of play, Davemx1984…..oh! Breezed past his marker there… immediately pressured by ramos and iniesta…..OOOHH! Brilliant skill……deciDESTOSHOOT OOOOOHHHH. UNBELIEVABLE! TIGHTEST OF ANGLES, AND HE’S MANAGED TO PUT THAT BEYOND THE KEEPER!!!! YOU CAN’T DO THAT WITHOUT PRACTICE, PRACTICE AND PRACTICE!!!!!! COMING UP WITH JUST WHAT THEY NEEDED!!! UNBELIEVABLE SCENES!!!……………. (Commentator 2) just look at how he glides past 3 world class players with utter ease, and then from such a tight angle, he puts it away, and its the near post as well. You can’t get tired of watching this. There’s no need to even say anything else. Its there for all to see………..”
Match restarts, referee blows his whistle for full time.

Yeah, so that was it for today, hope I won’t be banned next time!
-JAY ZO

So I hope you had a nice reading of his essay see you next time