MUST CHECK:🆕▶️Osm xi
-
@JAY-ZO said in MUST CHECK:
️Osm xi:... (Note: it must be noted that i am joking about all of this. And all of this is imaginary)
... It is not agreed what country specialone was from. Some say he was from greece, some say italy, but most people agree he was fromgreecePortugal. Since a young age, he loved football. His favourite club was FC Porto and it is said that his favourite player was Fernando Gomes. He played as a centre back
and sometimes as goalie (now that I'm old and can no longer run) , ...Seems that your imagination is well connected
Found this today, nice reading
(just added/corrected it with some real info 
) -
@SpecialOne
Thanks, i will fix that
-
@SpecialOne
But i cannot edit the post again, so i cant fix it
-
@SpecialOne
Yes. I’m gonna carry on the story soon. A cough individual with the same name as you (
) cough plays a big part in it. He is the manager after all (and that i his nickname). -
Yo OSMers!
All good?
I’ve got bags full of news today. I’ve been given permission to tell you where this research (regarding osm xi) is conducted.
I work is the osm xi research department. I’m the guy who collets the full data that has been researched, and when it is long enough to be turned into an article, i turn it into an easy, readable article. Well, to be honest, i work in the osm xi research department of the soccer/football research department of the sports research department of the supa-top-secret-un-detectable-un-destroyable research centre. Yep, that’s actually how its spelt.
In case you’re wondering what this is, i’ll give you the information I’m allowed to give you.
There isn’t an age restriction, unless you’re under 13.
There are all sorts of research departments here, where different research is done. I’ve told you which department i’m from, so i cant tell you too much about what other departments do research about. Hopefully, one day, i’ll get promoted, then i can tell you about this in more detail. (I dont want to get promoted to get more money. I get paid enough. More than enough. I mean, i can buy everything for basic needs, then tax, bills blah blah blah. Yeah i can pay them all. Then with the leftover money, I’m trying to buy enough video game consoles to beat the world record of the most video game consoles attached to a tv. In case you ask, its 444. I think it is, it may be 144, but i’m sure its 444. Anyway, so far I’ve only brought 7 consoles, so i guess I’ve got a long way to go. Actually, i want to get promoted because then i would be able to oversee more of this centre, which is soooo interesting)
Anyway, here is the kind of research other departments do:
: we are doing research for Man City, regarding whether Ederson was drugged in such a way that he could not save any rebound shots no matter how hard he tried. This might be why he couldn’t save Brahim Diaz’s shot.
: we are doing research for Marvel studios regarding the fact that they may have made the hulk wrong from the very start. Maybe Bruce Banner should have turned yellow or purple when he turned into the hulk, not green.
: we are doing research for a takeaway, regarding which of their burgers get sold the most. Don’t make fun of this, the restaurant is very good, so good that they don’t have enough time to do the maths, so they told us to do it. (In case you ask, crispy spicy chicken burger with extra cheese, and crispy spicy chicken burger with fries are top contenders).
The supa-top-secret-un-detectable-un-destroyable research centre isn’t just a research centre. You see, its too secret, so no one knows, but we have our own animation studios. And our own army. (We have troops from every existing country in the world. We don’t fight against each other.) We also have our own football team, called The supa-top-secret-un-detectable-un-destroyable research centre association football club. Known as TSTSUDUDRSAFC for short. Though we aren’t playing any matches right now, because all our players have this illness where they can only run for 10 seconds. Or else they collapse. We are doing research about why they collapse. The researchers of that department have called this MNJJjJJ (no idea why, i dont work in that department). There are a buncha teenagers known as the “cool group”. As far as i know, they test/ conduct research on junk food for junk food making companies. And they test/ conduct research on hyper/sports cars for car manufacturers. And they test/ conduct research on video games consoles for video games consoles makers. I think the cool group have no place here, with their cool fade haircuts and tracksuits, but hey, who knows, they might get paid more than me.
Anyway, whoa whoa whoa whoa whooooaaah. I got way too carried away there. If i dont carry on with this story after a while, know that i’ve been fired for spilling all of this
.Anyway, regarding today’s article. First, let me tell you all the updates:
I’ve been informed by some fellow guys who are doing research into this that the captain of the osm xi was DE XRIST.
Specialone was from PORTUGAL, not greece.
jurgen klopp_37243 was more often known as JAY ZO
L-R-van kessel_NL was more commonly known as Brandzone_NL.
Some guys who work in the osm xi research department of the soccer/football research department of the sports research department of the supa-top-secret-un-detectable-un-destroyable research centre have done some research and found out that MarkusRW5 might not be from Germany, it is possible he is from Oman, or his heritage might be from Oman.These are the updates, and today we’ll talk about DE XRIST.
DE XRIST is a weird nickname, but we haven’t been able to find out why, he chose this name. He lived in Greece, as far as we know. In a small cheerful town. He played in the town’s futsal league, with a team that, him and a few friends had created together. He was known throughout the town for being an excellent defender, and saving his team on many occasions. His favourite team or player are not known. He was also getting along with life. He was a successful student in school, and now studied in university. He was close to finding his own business, which was a chain of takeaways, starting from 1 in. His own town. He was 22 at this time. Specialone travelled to Greece at around this time. He stayed here for some time, hoping to find the first member to add to his osm xi. It was his first trip to find a player, and he knew the chances were slim. After a few days, he found out about DE XRIST. He went to visit him, and at first, DE XRIST thought he might be a scout for a club. After explaining that he wasn’t a scout, Specialone agreed a some time to tell DE XRIST about his purpose for contacting him. DE XRIST gave Specialone half an hour to explain everything the next day, as he took his daily afternoon walk in the park. Specialone explained the full plan to him in this time. DE XRIST seemed interested by this plan, so he told Specialone that he’d be happy to join the team. However, for now, he would stay in his hometown. When Specialone completed the team, then DE XRIST would meet up with him again. Both of them agreed on this.
The role of DE XRIST was that he was the captain of osm xi. He wasn’t a bossy guy, but he was good at keeping the team organised, and making sure that everyone’s mood was good, and that no one was mentally distracted, especially during a match. He was a solid defender, having stopped forwards midfielders and even defenders in crucial moments. Sergio Aguero, Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo are just 3 of the hundreds who failed to get past him.So that was todays story, hope you enjoyed it. If i take a long time to post the next part, it probably means that i’m banned. Please keep this in mind.
Thanks for reading, stay tuned for the upcoming part! -
Tough reading, but managed to read it all... I believe you didn't revisioned it right? Even you got dizzy with all the stuff from OSM secret departments
-
@SpecialOne
Haha, yes. It was dizzying. I edited the post once, and ran out of edits. So there are a few spelling mistakes and stuff -
@JAY-ZO Bro, how do you think and write all these
my eyes literally started burning while reading all these
Next time can you try to leave some space in between, I mean like paragraph, it would be better and easier to read I think, keep up the good work mate.... -
Nice job mate...good writing....you made my day....thanks
We won't say thereafter that the Greeks fight like heroes, but heroes fight like the Greeks! "Winston Churchill "
https://en.onlinesoccermanager.com/Users/9147906/Profile -
@Ruben-Amorim-FC
Hello. You should turn dark mode and night shift on, and turn brightness down. But yes, thanks for telling me, next time, i’ll leave some space.
I write from time to time, and when it is complete i post it (i turn it into a readable article when there is enough info..)
PS @DE-XRIST @Ruben-Amorim-FC, thanks for the comments!) -
@JAY-ZO Thanks for the suggestion about turning Dark mode on, will consider it
