Hi, JAY ZO is banned due to mentioning too much stuff in his previous post, so after searching for somone, he managed to send me this to post here ( He told me to say so)😂
Hi, must be wondering why am posting this but our friend @JAY-ZO is banned from the forum as per his sayings, he told me to post this here instead of him as he is "supposedly" banned.
So here is his text:
Hello. Hope this post finds its way to the correct topic. I am banned so i cannot post it there(😂), many thanks to whoever will post this post there.
Ok, so the story where we left off:
Specialone had recruited the first member of “osm xi”.
Having notified MarkusRW5 about this, Specialone returned to portugal. After some months, and a few unsuccessful trips to France and Italy, he took a break for some time. After discussing with MarkusRW5, he decided to go to the Netherlands next. From what i know, he went there in winter (I don’t know what month).
Of course, he went to Amsterdam first. After a few days of going around, he noticed something interesting. There was a small frozen river, where people were skating, talking, etc.
There was one guy on the side, who was standing on one leg (remember that he was wearing skating boots), and juggling a ball on the other foot. He did some other amazing freestyle football skills, he even managed to jump whilst juggling the ball. Specialone didn’t know if this was a regular occurrence, but slowly, people started to gather around this guy. Fascinated, he waited until this guy finished his small show and went off the river. Luckily, this guy knew English. After greeting him and introducing himself, Specialone told him he was really impressed with his skills, and asked him how old he was and where he had learnt this form. The guy replied that hears old, and used to play in the academy of AFC ajax.
After a leg injury, he’d gone into freestyle football and played futsal, and he hadn’t really played football since. Specialone explained how he was trying to start a team, and asked the guy if he would like to join. The guy must have been wanting to play for a team again, because he took the opportunity immediately. Specialone got his contact details, and thanked him, before returning to his hotel. He would leave in 2 and a half weeks, and he wanted to find more players in that time.
I haven’t introduced this guy yet. This guy waaas(clock ticking tone)…….Davemx1984!!!!!!!! Yes, this was Davemx1984, who scored numerous goals for osm xi. No goalkeeper has ever managed to save a single one of his shots (apart from JAY ZO, when they used to train together). He has approximately 22, 570 goals for osm xi. Of those, approximately 2,000 are penalties (he used to get fouled a lot, because there was pretty much no way to stop him). 3,000 are free kicks, 5,000 from outside the box (in his own half), 2,000 from his own half, 1,000 from corners, 7,000 from inside the box, and the other 22,000 are accidental goals (crosses, passes, etc). Half of his goals are from left foot, one quarter with right foot, and the last quarter with his head, back, chest, knees, and shins. He has scored volleys, one on ones long shots, and A LOT of other goals.
Once, when Specialone was asked about the personality of Davemx1984, this is what he said: “This guy is….just unbelievable you know. He’s very hard working, and a chill guy. Never really seen him angry or anything. He’s a really good friend of JAY ZO, those two always give each other tips, and they’re always just competing with each other. JAY ZO has saved 50% of his shots in training, whilst he’s scored 50% against him. One thing that really stands out is that he’s always willing to help and support. Always smiling, and without him the squad loses a lot of confidence. Top class guy, Davemx1984”.
No one managed to stop him (excluding his teammates in training). He played in goal just once, making 7 saves and keeping a clean sheet. He was a versatile player, but mostly played in strike.
Here is a piece of commentary from a match.
Imagine you are watching this on TV. Osm xi are playing a charity match against word all stars. Osm xi need to score to the left, and Davemx1984 is playing on the right wing in this game (which means you see him on the top left corner of your TV mostly). You can hear the sound of the fans, very loud. Osm xi haven’t tried very hard in this match on purpose. The game is in the last thirty seconds of stoppage time.
Commentary:
“……..and here’s Majstor Matt, there’s 30 seconds left, 2-2 it is, can either side produce a winner… its gone back to DE XRIST…..JAY ZO…..wooperNL…..and quick switch of play, Davemx1984…..oh! Breezed past his marker there… immediately pressured by ramos and iniesta…..OOOHH! Brilliant skill……deciDESTOSHOOT OOOOOHHHH. UNBELIEVABLE! TIGHTEST OF ANGLES, AND HE’S MANAGED TO PUT THAT BEYOND THE KEEPER!!!! YOU CAN’T DO THAT WITHOUT PRACTICE, PRACTICE AND PRACTICE!!!!!! COMING UP WITH JUST WHAT THEY NEEDED!!! UNBELIEVABLE SCENES!!!……………. (Commentator 2) just look at how he glides past 3 world class players with utter ease, and then from such a tight angle, he puts it away, and its the near post as well. You can’t get tired of watching this. There’s no need to even say anything else. Its there for all to see………..”
Match restarts, referee blows his whistle for full time.
Yeah, so that was it for today, hope I won’t be banned next time!
-JAY ZO
So I hope you had a nice reading of his essay😂 see you next time
