MUST CHECK:🆕▶️Osm xi

JAY ZO

Hi guys, i’ve thought of something hilarious. Check out this xi:
SpecialOne (manager)
FC-Eddie_NL (left winger)
Davemx1984 (striker)
L-R-van-kessel_NL (central midfielder)
Magnetsu35 (centre back)
MarkusRW5 (assistant manager)
Majstor-Matt (centrel defensive middielder)
DE XRIST (center back)
jeffro-davies (right winger)
Me(jurgen klopp_37243) (goalkeeper)
WooperNL (central midfielder)
These are players who were apparently really famous, but then got injured (dissapeared):
SUPERNOVA 8
Maris-14
woopertje (left back)
King_Jamiu_10 (right back)
I’m sorry if i typed ur name wrong or put u in the wrong position. I put u in these positions based on your personalities on osm/forums.
Make sure to tell me how u feel about this

JAY ZO

When the line up had 11 players, osm xi beat real madrid 10-0, liverpool 12-0, psg 13-0, man city 14-0.
But even with 9 players they beat man utd 100-0, benfica 10-0, bayern munich 13-0. These are just a few scores. In total, osm xi played 1000+ teams and beat every team by scoring at least 10 goals, and conceding 0(thanks to their fabulous goal keeper jurgen klopp_37243).
Eventually they decided club football was too easy, and even with 9 players they decided to move on to national football. Before their first national match against england, when manager specialone was asked if he was worried about more players getting injured, he said “even if we have 4 players on the pitch, i’m confident we can win.”
Osm xi went on to beat england 68-0, brazil 54-0, germany 78-0, italy 62-0 and france 56-0. Again, these are just a few scores, in total these are just a few matches mentioned. In total, osm xi played every nation, and the story was the same as club football. Then one day they all disappeared. Legend has it that osm xi has gone to outer space, searching for worthy opponents, and will return to planet earth when football is at their level. When we have some more time, we will discuss about each of these individuals. So wait patiently! Over the next few days, we will talk about each of these legandry individuals who shook the universe with there paranormal tactics and footwork!

JAY ZO

First of all, let me tell you this:this is all fictional. Or most people think it is. I don’t even know why i’m wasting my precious time writing this garbage. I guess its because the so called legendary goalie had the same nickname as my username. Or to see what u say about this. (Note: it must be noted that i am joking about all of this. And all of this is imaginary)
First, we will talk about special one. He was the manager of the legendary “osm xi”.
Whenever we will talk about any of these legendary people, we will mention 2 things: a bit of their biography and what part they played in the team.
As all these legends are very mysterious, very dedicated and hard work has been put to find little info about them. All of these people had names like ordinary people do. But since they were so mysterious, only their nicknames are known. It is not agreed what country specialone was from. Some say he was from greece, some say italy, but most people agree he was from greece. Since a young age, he loved football. His favourite club was FC Porto and it is said that his favourite player was Fernando Gomes. He played as a centre back and sometimes as goalie, but he enjoyed working,thinking and writing about tactics in his notebook. He knew that if he ever became a manager, then he would win every trophy possible. But he knew that to teach a team all his tactics and to build a team strong enough would take him around 2 years. And he knew even a sunday league team wasn’t taking the risk of hiring a guy with no experience in football, and dropping out of football for 2 years to win trophies. So he decided that at first, he would think up of the kind of team he wanted and work on his tactics, and when he was 21, he would leave his family and go out in search of players worthy enough to be in his team.
The role he played in the team, was that he was the brains behind the tactics. He was the only one who the players trusted so much, that he is the only one who knows each of their life story (and he never told anyone because he was a guy the players trusted)
He was full of wisdom and guidance for the players and he built freindship, kindness and chemistry in the squad.
Thats it for today.
Whenever we will talk about any other person, we will basically be carrying on specialone’s biography too because we will talk about:

What kind of guy they were/there biography.
How specialone found them.
And what role they played in the team.

JAY ZO

MarkusRW5
Yo guys! We’re back with more info!
Specialone knew that he would need someone to help him recruit his special team which he named “osm xi”. The first place he decided to go was germany. In his first week there, he decided to look around and get ised to the german atmosphere. He’d already been learning a few languages for some time, and fortunately, one was german. He didn’t know it properly, but it would do. There were some good games that week, namely bayern munich v borussia dortmund. He went to watch the match, and after that he walked it back to his hotel which was 10 minutes walk away. As he was walking, he passed a local field where he saw a group pf teenagers playing football. He noticed one was standing at the side watching and writing in his notebook.
This was MarkusRW5. His real name is not known, and from the research done, it is not known whether he had a favourable team or player. MarkusRW5 was obviously from Germany. When he was young, he played as a CDM or in defense. He wasn’t good technically, but he had excellent vision and he could tackle really well. But just like specialone, he enjoyed writing in his notebook and thinking of tactics more. Over the next few days, specialone would come every day, and MarkusRW5 would be standing on the side watching. Eventually, one day specialone decided to go and meet MarkusRW5 after the match had finished and everyone except him had fone home, because he was busy doing stuff on his notebook on the bench next to the field. Fortunately, both of them could speak English really well so that made life easier. Specialone and MarkusRW5 became really good freinds. No one is sure, but from research that is done, specialone was 21 when he met MarkusRW5 who was 19 back then.
The role MarkusRW5 played in the team was that he was the guy who helped specialone a lot. It is reported that before disappearing, specialone said “ i would be nowhere near where i am right now if it wasn’t for the help of MarkusRW5.”
MarkusRW5 helped players with a lot of things like diet, physical condition, and other things. He also organised everything, so that no one knew where the team was staying when there was an away game (which it always was). He was the reason the players managed to keep a lot of things that they didn’t want the whole world to know a secret.
That was all for today! Make sure u upvote this of you want the story to carry on!

JAY ZO

More coming, still thinking full story up

BrandZone_NL

@jurgen-klopp_37243 Keep up the good work, i like your story

BrandZone_NL

@jurgen-klopp_37243 When is the next part coming?

JAY ZO

@BrandZone_NL
Hi. Thanks for keeping an eye on this topic. I’ve not been inactive on the game, just on the forums.
I see you’ve changed your name to brandzone. I’ve changed my name to JAY ZO now. I’m hoping to carry on the story soon!

BrandZone_NL

@JAY-ZO I'm looking forward to it

SpecialOne

@JAY-ZO said in MUST CHECK:️Osm xi:

... (Note: it must be noted that i am joking about all of this. And all of this is imaginary)
... It is not agreed what country specialone was from. Some say he was from greece, some say italy, but most people agree he was from ~~greece~~ Portugal. Since a young age, he loved football. His favourite club was FC Porto and it is said that his favourite player was Fernando Gomes. He played as a centre back and sometimes as goalie (now that I'm old and can no longer run) , ...

Seems that your imagination is well connected

Found this today, nice reading (just added/corrected it with some real info )

JAY ZO

@SpecialOne
Thanks, i will fix that

JAY ZO

@SpecialOne
But i cannot edit the post again, so i cant fix it

SpecialOne

@JAY-ZO No need, after all it should be fictional, right?

JAY ZO

@SpecialOne
Yes. I’m gonna carry on the story soon. A cough individual with the same name as you () cough plays a big part in it. He is the manager after all (and that i his nickname).

JAY ZO

Yo OSMers!
All good?
I’ve got bags full of news today. I’ve been given permission to tell you where this research (regarding osm xi) is conducted.
I work is the osm xi research department. I’m the guy who collets the full data that has been researched, and when it is long enough to be turned into an article, i turn it into an easy, readable article. Well, to be honest, i work in the osm xi research department of the soccer/football research department of the sports research department of the supa-top-secret-un-detectable-un-destroyable research centre. Yep, that’s actually how its spelt.
In case you’re wondering what this is, i’ll give you the information I’m allowed to give you.
There isn’t an age restriction, unless you’re under 13.
There are all sorts of research departments here, where different research is done. I’ve told you which department i’m from, so i cant tell you too much about what other departments do research about. Hopefully, one day, i’ll get promoted, then i can tell you about this in more detail. (I dont want to get promoted to get more money. I get paid enough. More than enough. I mean, i can buy everything for basic needs, then tax, bills blah blah blah. Yeah i can pay them all. Then with the leftover money, I’m trying to buy enough video game consoles to beat the world record of the most video game consoles attached to a tv. In case you ask, its 444. I think it is, it may be 144, but i’m sure its 444. Anyway, so far I’ve only brought 7 consoles, so i guess I’ve got a long way to go. Actually, i want to get promoted because then i would be able to oversee more of this centre, which is soooo interesting)
Anyway, here is the kind of research other departments do:
: we are doing research for Man City, regarding whether Ederson was drugged in such a way that he could not save any rebound shots no matter how hard he tried. This might be why he couldn’t save Brahim Diaz’s shot.
: we are doing research for Marvel studios regarding the fact that they may have made the hulk wrong from the very start. Maybe Bruce Banner should have turned yellow or purple when he turned into the hulk, not green.
: we are doing research for a takeaway, regarding which of their burgers get sold the most. Don’t make fun of this, the restaurant is very good, so good that they don’t have enough time to do the maths, so they told us to do it. (In case you ask, crispy spicy chicken burger with extra cheese, and crispy spicy chicken burger with fries are top contenders).
The supa-top-secret-un-detectable-un-destroyable research centre isn’t just a research centre. You see, its too secret, so no one knows, but we have our own animation studios. And our own army. (We have troops from every existing country in the world. We don’t fight against each other.) We also have our own football team, called The supa-top-secret-un-detectable-un-destroyable research centre association football club. Known as TSTSUDUDRSAFC for short. Though we aren’t playing any matches right now, because all our players have this illness where they can only run for 10 seconds. Or else they collapse. We are doing research about why they collapse. The researchers of that department have called this MNJJjJJ (no idea why, i dont work in that department). There are a buncha teenagers known as the “cool group”. As far as i know, they test/ conduct research on junk food for junk food making companies. And they test/ conduct research on hyper/sports cars for car manufacturers. And they test/ conduct research on video games consoles for video games consoles makers. I think the cool group have no place here, with their cool fade haircuts and tracksuits, but hey, who knows, they might get paid more than me.
Anyway, whoa whoa whoa whoa whooooaaah. I got way too carried away there. If i dont carry on with this story after a while, know that i’ve been fired for spilling all of this.

Anyway, regarding today’s article. First, let me tell you all the updates:
I’ve been informed by some fellow guys who are doing research into this that the captain of the osm xi was DE XRIST.
Specialone was from PORTUGAL, not greece.
jurgen klopp_37243 was more often known as JAY ZO
L-R-van kessel_NL was more commonly known as Brandzone_NL.
Some guys who work in the osm xi research department of the soccer/football research department of the sports research department of the supa-top-secret-un-detectable-un-destroyable research centre have done some research and found out that MarkusRW5 might not be from Germany, it is possible he is from Oman, or his heritage might be from Oman.

These are the updates, and today we’ll talk about DE XRIST.
DE XRIST is a weird nickname, but we haven’t been able to find out why, he chose this name. He lived in Greece, as far as we know. In a small cheerful town. He played in the town’s futsal league, with a team that, him and a few friends had created together. He was known throughout the town for being an excellent defender, and saving his team on many occasions. His favourite team or player are not known. He was also getting along with life. He was a successful student in school, and now studied in university. He was close to finding his own business, which was a chain of takeaways, starting from 1 in. His own town. He was 22 at this time. Specialone travelled to Greece at around this time. He stayed here for some time, hoping to find the first member to add to his osm xi. It was his first trip to find a player, and he knew the chances were slim. After a few days, he found out about DE XRIST. He went to visit him, and at first, DE XRIST thought he might be a scout for a club. After explaining that he wasn’t a scout, Specialone agreed a some time to tell DE XRIST about his purpose for contacting him. DE XRIST gave Specialone half an hour to explain everything the next day, as he took his daily afternoon walk in the park. Specialone explained the full plan to him in this time. DE XRIST seemed interested by this plan, so he told Specialone that he’d be happy to join the team. However, for now, he would stay in his hometown. When Specialone completed the team, then DE XRIST would meet up with him again. Both of them agreed on this.
The role of DE XRIST was that he was the captain of osm xi. He wasn’t a bossy guy, but he was good at keeping the team organised, and making sure that everyone’s mood was good, and that no one was mentally distracted, especially during a match. He was a solid defender, having stopped forwards midfielders and even defenders in crucial moments. Sergio Aguero, Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo are just 3 of the hundreds who failed to get past him.

So that was todays story, hope you enjoyed it. If i take a long time to post the next part, it probably means that i’m banned. Please keep this in mind.
Thanks for reading, stay tuned for the upcoming part!

SpecialOne

Tough reading, but managed to read it all... I believe you didn't revisioned it right? Even you got dizzy with all the stuff from OSM secret departments

JAY ZO

@SpecialOne
Haha, yes. It was dizzying. I edited the post once, and ran out of edits. So there are a few spelling mistakes and stuff

Ruben Amorim FC

@JAY-ZO Bro, how do you think and write all these my eyes literally started burning while reading all these
Next time can you try to leave some space in between, I mean like paragraph, it would be better and easier to read I think, keep up the good work mate....

DE XRIST

Nice job mate...good writing....you made my day....thanks

JAY ZO

@DE-XRIST thanks